Guys, face it: Shopping befuddles us. It’s just not in us. Genetics? Maybe. Perhaps men really are from Mars. So copy this list: 10 Cool Gifts for the Dallas Cowboy Family. It’ll make your holiday shopping a breeze.
He isn’t just a dog. As home guardian, best friend, beer fetcher extraordinaire, Spot is family. Protect him from getting lost with an Official NFL Dallas Cowboy’s Bone Pet Tag. Made of metal, decorated by team logo and colors, the Id (1″ x 1.5″) provides a clean backside for personalized engraving: “Warning! Spot bites after Cowboy losses. Return to (address).” Whoa, see Spot growl! Only $11.95.
The Live-In Uncle
Joe’s the best. There’s nothing he won’t do for family — except on game days. While sitting in his favorite seat, incessantly asking that someone bring him a drink, Uncle Joe needs a Dallas Cowboys Mini Keg from Things Remembered. Featuring a built-in bottle opener, made of stainless steel, inscribable, the frost-able 20 oz. mug is a perfect holiday gift at only $19.99.
Number One Son
Junior doesn’t punt. Or catch. In fact, he doesn’t even like football. But this is junior, for Pete’s sake, and you need to bond with him. Do this: Honor him with a Dallas Cowboys Throw-back Game Jersey customized with his name, a number of his choosing, and recruit him to your team as himself. Soft, made of polyester, distinguished by its unique retro style, at $149.95 the tailored jersey makes the father/son union a snap.
Son Number Two
This one’s different. You can’t keep a ball out his hands. He’s so sports minded, in fact, that you worry about his academics. Call an audible. Kindle his interest in reading with a Dallas Cowboys Card Collection. Topics range from rookies, to legends, to team histories. Beautifully illustrated, full of data, these collector sets are more than just memorabilia. They are your boy’s first libraries. Prices vary.
Sweet, loving – the proverbial ‘A’ student who never cracks a book – she now tests you with Goth regalia. Not to panic. A phase. Smooth the transition with a Dallas Cowboys Glitz Leather Cuff Bracelet. Sassy, embellished with metal studs, rhinestones, and a classy Dallas Cowboy insignia, the snap on band is cheeky enough for any kid. Only $24.95.
Then There’s Edgar
The neighbor is colorblind. Watching games with him is sometimes surreal. Since Edgar can sport lime green socks and pink shirts, the 59FIFTY New Era Dallas Cowboy Cap is an ideal gift for him. Sporting the team logo on the crown, an embroidered NFL Shield on the back, a chic flat bill, the new era hat – price only $34.95 – comes in classic black!
Every game is the 60s for him. Grandpa always wears his prized blue and white Dallas Cowboys Vintage Jersey. With the classic Cowboy stars emblazoned on his shoulders, on game days grandpa usually snoozes, occasionally arguing that no squad matches the Dallas Cowboy teams of the 60s, but grandpa doesn’t care. Not really. He’s with family. This rare jersey steals at $80.00.
Can’t Forget Her
Her gift must speak more than football. Romance? That’s right! She’ll arch a flattered eyebrow when she sees her Secret Wishes Dallas Cowboy Adult Cheerleader Outfit. It comes in three styles. From collegiate traditional, to hot pants modern, or the daring teasing touchdown, each costume is sure spark a winning chemistry. Prices range between $50.00 to $65.00.
You’ve shown character. Good boy. Now you deserve a special treat. Let the Dallas Cowboy’s Mobile App put the NFL in your hands: Get the news. Game-day features. Real-time statistics. Both live and video-on-demand clips of all events. Lots more too! You name it. You’ve got it. Price? Free!
Now that I’ve made you look good, go to Football Fanatics and buy me a Dallas Cowboys Knockout Full Zip Suede Jacket. The logos are satin-embroidered. It has a soft knitted trim at collar, cuffs, and waist, two pockets, leather panels on the sleeves – and, oh yeah, did I tell you it’s suede? Brother … only $134.95.