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Tank Dresses from TVStoreOnline.Com: Offering a Quick Halloween Costume Solution or a Year-Round Sexy Fit

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Want to show up looking stylish at a Halloween party without putting too much time into the creation of the costume? Want a Halloween costume that you can wear year-round without looking too out of place? Want to look sexy in Halloween? Are you familiar with the tank dress selection offered by TVStoreOnline.com? No, well, you should be. Tank dresses range in size from Juniors SM to Juniors XL and afford a very quick costume decision to be made as well as offering a chance to make a bold fashion statement all year round.

Skeleton Tank Dress

Suitable for Halloween or just one of those crazy college parties that all the kids are talking about these days are the two Skeleton tank dresses . These things are like tank tops except they are dresses. Meaning, depending on the size you choose, the bottom hem can hit anywhere from daringly high on the thigh to just above the knee. TVStoreOnline.com offers tank dresses with bones of skeletons on the front so that you can show up on Halloween looking like one of those anorexic Hollywood starlets, but actually being sexy instead of emaciated. They also glow in the dark!

Comic Book Heroes

TVStoreOnline.com offers a selection of sexy tank dresses for those who find comic book heroes geekily chic. On this particular subject, I feel compelled to open up and admit that the website sent me a sample to review. It was the Spiderman dress. What I learned from this review selection–not personally worn by me, understand–was that if you do want to utilize the tank dress option afforded by TVStoreOnline.com to pull of a sexy Halloween look then you should order at least one size smaller than you think. These tank dresses run a little large for those looking for a snug fit when they show up with the Batman, Wonder Woman, Spiderman, Superman, Robin, X-Men or other comic book superhero logo on them. (When I reported that the size requested was too large, the guys at TVStoreOnline.com immediatley replaced it with the proper size.) Don’t forget that TVStoreOnline.com also offers the option of a tank dress with detachable cape if you really want to get into the comic book hero swing of things.

Ghostbusters

The Ghostbusters tank dress sold at TVStoreOnline.com is a bit of a departure. You have a trompe l’oeil effect going on on this slightly more form-fitting tank dress that that features a zipper on the front that is partially drawn down. The back of the dress is extremely busy art-wise, meaning you will certainly draw some attention when you walk through. So if Halloween for any other day for you means drawing attention to the back side of you, then you will want to attire that part of your anatomy in this dress that has enough going on in the back side of it to make sure the posterior is noticed in every sense of the word.

Commercial Products

The tank dresses that double as Halloween costumes sold at TVStoreOnline serve triple duty as advertisement when you go with the ones that make of your body slinky billboard sporting logos for products like Nerds candy, Tootsie Pops, Rice Krispies, Charms Blow Pops, Crayola crayons, Heinz ketchup and mustard, Hershey Bars, Twizzlers, Dots, Good and Plenty, Coke and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Oh, and if you know something who is looking for Mr. Goodbar, you should tell them to watch “The Crying Game” first because the Mr. in this case is a Miss in a tight dress.

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