Taylor Swift seems to be a hot commodity with eligible bachelors. Her beautiful looks, immense talent, and massive self-made wealth undoubtedly contribute to her desirability. But it also seems as if every man she reels in, jumps off the hook immediately, just as a one-hit wonder fades from the spotlight after fifteen minutes of fame. Make no mistake, though, Taylor Swift is certainly no one-hit wonder.
Taylor Swift is constantly left with teardrops on her guitar as she bounces from one tragic love story to another. Maybe she is suffering from what some are calling “Taylor Swift Syndrome.” This is a growing epidemic among the young and successful whom also possess immense self-confidence. They date and it always ends with pictures to burn, but they just keep moving on to the next relationship always holding onto the belief that two is better than one without realizing that maybe they are the common denominator in all of their failed relationships. Instead of taking time to find herself at the young age of 22, Taylor kept putting herself out there, trying to begin again with the “our song” mentality. She seemed to always be chasing the elusive story of us when she should’ve said no to dating for a bit after telling the last guy, “we are never ever getting back together.” If you think Taylor Swift should take a moment to breathe while she mends the half of her heart that she wears on her sleeve then you belong with me. If you think she should continue down this path then you should speak now so I can tell you that I knew you were trouble. This opinion cannot be just mine but I have had crazier critiques of pop-culture icons like this piece I wrote about Chuck Norris.
Zac Efron – Taylor Swift and Zac Efron have never confirmed any dating rumors but the two have been spotted dining together on multiple occasions.
Jake Gyllenhaal – After a brief courtship, the two were having Thanksgiving dinner together with Jake Gyllenhaal’s family but then Taylor Swift was single again by New Year’s Eve.
Joe Jonas – After a brief 2008 relationship, Joe Jonas reportedly broke up with Taylor Swift via a phone call. He didn’t even give her a chance to say, “when you look me in the eyes.”
Conor Kennedy – This summer relationship fizzled out quickly and ended with Taylor Swift owning a house across the street from the Kennedy compound. That was a fairy tale.
Taylor Lautner – The Taylors met on the set of the made-for-TV movie “Valentine’s Day.” Let that soak in for a minute. Taylor Swift reportedly wrote “Back to December” about the relationship.
John Mayer – After dating another serial dater, John Mayer, Taylor Swift took the breakup hard and penned the song “Dear John” about it.
Eddie Redmayne – Taylor Swift and Eddie Redmayne reportedly dated after her audition for “Les Miserables.”
Harry Styles – After Taylor Swift’s relationship with Harry Styles went south, the country singer seized the opportunity to mock him with her performance of “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” at the 2013 Grammy Awards.
The contributor hopes that when you think Taylor Swift you think of this article, otherwise you could be the reason for the teardrops on his keyboard.
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