It would be an interesting scenario if Darth wasn’t the man, and was in fact, a ‘goofball loser’. I don’t think Darth would ever hear of such a thing – ‘Me a loser, never’. Of course we are just having fun with this situation, so Darth, please play along.
There’s the lonely kid at school scenario, the shy guy with his lively bunch of mates scenario, the guy who sits in the corner by himself at a party scenario and the clumsy funnyman who everyone loves to laugh at scenario. Darth is actually none of these in real life, but he may have been like this in a past life, and to make him not take for granted his Empire-cal powers – ‘If only you knew I was never a goofball loser’.
Today we’re going to look at the guy who sits in the corner by himself at a party scenario. Now although having a party is great fun, Darth is the party pooper, i.e. doesn’t want to par-tay. Now Darth on the surface is all miserable, quiet and lonely, sitting in the corner at the party in his infamous black outfit. But there is a party animal in the Darth goofball loser. Well, we’ve seemed to define the loser part, but not the goofball part, that’s too come. But either his lively bunch of friends or a babe-fest, i.e. some hot girls, motivate Darth to speak up, make some jokes, tell some weird and wonderful stories and do a fancy jig, yes, dancing. But we have not got to that part yet. That’s well into the party when Darth has come alive. It’s before and getting to that part which is the interesting scenario.
Now how can Darth look like a goofball loser underneath that mask. Well, with the attempts by his lively bunch of mates and hot babes to get him going, he declines over and over again. Then a spark eventually ignited in Darth, and he begins to think to himself, ‘Why not, I’ve got it there’. He begins to slowly unleash the Empire-cal party power. Darth munches on some munchies, he has a sip of the punch hopefully escaping any hidden punches, he stands and has a quick-fire stretch of the Empire-cal body and whispers, ‘You Can Do It Darth’.
One of the hot babes walks by his lonely location and he grabs her by the arm, and before her and everyone, starts doing some uncultivated Empire-cal goofball moves and grooves – ‘What on Earth is he doing?’ (Here comes the goofball part) Darth includes ‘the robot’, ‘the moon-walk’, The Darth Walk, a bungled outfit-tearing splits and some tomfoolery-ballroom dancing, all too thunderous applause. Darth is in goofball loser Heaven.
Well, thanks a lot Darth, because the lively bunch of mates and some hot babes, including the babe you danced with, have relegated you back to the lonely, quiet and miserable party corner again for upstaging the whole party. Time to calm down Darth and take some deep breaths. Oh, that’s right, you have a gas mask, Heehah-Heehah.