Why the world would be a better place if Paris Hilton was world emperor?
I say why not? Paris Hilton is known for being an heiress and did I say the grand daughter of the founder of Hilton Hotels?
If she were to become an emperor, then graft and corruption will be eliminated. She can offer her money to alleviate poverty. Donate some of her Armani’s and Prada’s to clothe the street children. She can bestow her girl’s best friend diamond accessories to feed the hungry souls. She can also provide free hotel accommodations to victims of floods and earthquakes. There will no longer be bitterness for she can use her make-up to make a colorful world. We no longer have to worry about the scent of garbage and smoke pollution for it can be easily eliminated through the use of her well known perfume “tease”. She can definitely become a good world ambassadress and tease her way to the heart of Osama Bin Laden and Kim Jong-il to stop terrorism and settle for world peace. She can fully understand the ups and downs of life. In fact she has learned from her experience as an actress and singer that we cannot have everything in the world. We need to struggle and work hard to achieve our dreams.
Like in Hollywood, definitely, not all that glitter is gold. So we need to be more careful in choosing the righteous path. We need an emperor who can sympathize and empathize with our present situation. She knows that life is indeed like roles in movies, there will be great and not so great roles. Since she has already been charged and imprisoned for driving under the influence of alcohol, her experience can serve as a good example for future law violators. She can implement harsher punishment for parole violators and of course world peace. Just like in her interview with Larry King, she quoted about new beginnings. That is precisely what our world needs today. We need someone who can forgive and forget. Her imprisonment has positively influenced her by making her a better person, or has it? Nevertheless, that is beside the point. Today we need leaders who are liberated, liberated in the sense of expressing her thoughts and opinions, not ass-kissers who will just go with the flow. So I say why not Paris Hilton as an emperor? She has already proven her worth as an actress, model, and fashion designer. She is a real person. She has a heart to accept her mistakes and learn from them. She may be a snob or can be a real bitch sometimes, but who’s not? I say when her stars become blind, who knows she is the emperor we have been waiting for a long time.